You kill 'em, we grill 'em
Hades Crematorium is dedicated to the tasteful disposal of your loved ones. This company has been burning bodies to fine ashes for the people of Earth for 5 millenia at a reasonable price. The Hades Crematorium was founded in Greece and has relocated in Hell, Michigan with the help of Posiedon Shipping Co. in 1965. Our floral arrangements are provided by our subsidiary company, Persephone Flowers and Gardens, which was aquired from Demeter Fine Foods and Grains in 1973 (addmittedly a bit of a hostile takeover).
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