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Saying Goodbye to our Senior English Majors

Amanda Freeman

What is your best memory from MC?

My best memory of Monmouth College would have to be the up-all-nighters that were pulled with numerous friends where work should have been accomplished but instead friendships were established.  There were so many endless nights in Mellinger where I would constantly meet new people and, although papers did get done, the jokes and laughter prevailed.

What will you miss most about MC?

I will most miss the ability to walk down the hall and knock on someone’s door at 2 am just to talk because I want to talk.  In the past four years I have grown accustomed to having my friends just a few steps away that to have to plan events to see each other is going to be a wake up call in the reality of  a “big people’s world.”

What made you want to be an English major? 

I knew that I wanted to be an English major ever since high school.  When I entered MC my decision was reaffirmed by my Comp. and Lit. professor because he was so open and available to talk to.  When I was able to choose him as my advisor later, I knew that I had truly made the right decision.

What author / piece of literature that you studied in any English class do you despise the most?  

Paradise Lost!!!!  Sorry Mark!  Because it was so ungodly long and just didn’t hold my interest.

What has been the most challenging aspect of the English major? 

Writing the correct way.  I had always written papers through train of consciousness so it made it harder when I was told to write thesis-based papers. Also, keeping up with all of the reading!  In other majors, people can get away with forgetting about their textbooks but in English if all of the work isn’t read, it is really hard to understand anything whatsoever that is going on in class.

What are your plans for after graduation? 

In all honesty, I would like to take a short break.  It has been a long four years and I look forward to continuing my job at Tweeter Center in Tinley Park for the summer  to have some fun before I am required to become a “big person!” 

Betsy Mahrt and Autumn McGee

What is your best memory from MC?

Autumn:  My favorite MC memories are with the friends I’ve made here, some of which are not appropriate to mention.

Betsy:  The sprained ankle incident after the double date fiasco. 

What will you miss most about MC?

Autumn:  EVERYTHING!  I’ll miss my friends and professors, but most of all I’ll miss the undergrad experience as a whole.

Betsy:  “Face time with the profs!”

What made you want to be an English major? 

Autumn:  I’ve always loved English and it always came easily to me until I had Mrs. Kohler in AP English in high school.  When she challenged me, it only made the subject more interesting, and that’s when I decided to pursue it in college.

Betsy:  Why wouldn’t I want to be an English major is the question.  All you do is read stories and poems and make up things to say about them. 

What author / piece of literature that you studied in any English class do you despise the most?  

Autumn:  I don’t like Ernest Hemingway.  Hemingway was a pompous.  He was a drunk.  He was a misogynist.  Need I say more?

Betsy:  Anything that had to do with “trickster gods” was pretty terrible.  So was anything about pioneers.   

What has been the most challenging aspect of the English major? 

Autumn:  Mark’s Advanced Comp. class because he made me think and write harder than ever before.

Betsy:  Not going to Mark’s class with my morning treat.  It’s at 9 a.m.

What are your plans for after graduation? 

Autumn:  I’ll hopefully get an internship that I interviewed for, and then I’m off to grad school at WIU for College Student Personnel in the fall. 

Betsy:  A job would be nice.  Any old one will do.  I’m headin’ to Chicago. 

Carrie Casper

What is your best memory from MC?

My best memory was not being on campus at all, but being overseas for a semester.  Definitely, the best time of my life.

What will you miss most about MC?

I honestly can't say.  Let me get back to you in about a year when I'm broke.

What made you want to be an English major? 

I did not have enough to do with one major.  So I decided to take on an English major.  And I was able to composition out of Composition and Literature.

What author / piece of literature that you studied in any English class do you despise the most?  

Heart of Darkness.  I hate it.  NO more Heart of Darkness.

What has been the most challenging aspect of the English major? 

Um the papers?  Yeah, those suck pretty hard.

What are your plans for after graduation? 

I plan on getting certified in teaching English as a second language and getting my butt back to Europe.

Faith Bode

What is your best memory from MC?

I have way too many memories to list, but some of my best memories here have been hanging out and partying with my roommate.  Another would have to be meeting my fiancé here.

What will you miss most about MC?

Umm, nothing really.  I'm ready to get out into the real world.

What made you want to be an English major? 

Ever since I started winning Young Authors awards in grade school, I have known that writing is my strong point.  But, the first time I visited MC, I toured the science department because I was considering going into marine biology.  After talking with a professor, I realized I should probably just stick with English because it comes naturally to me.  I also had a great experience in Comp. and Lit. with Rob and his encouragement really solidified my decision.

What author / piece of literature that you studied in any English class do you despise the most?  

It would probably have to be Walt Whitman.  After having to do my sophomore research paper on his work, I grew to hate it intensely.

What has been the most challenging aspect of the English major? 

The most challenging aspect has probably been taking the time to read all of the books that were assigned.  In some classes we had to read six or eight novels, and that really takes time.

What are your plans for after graduation? 

I will be very busy this summer and fall planning for my wedding in October.  Besides all of that fun stuff, I will be moving to the Rockford area in an attempt to find a job.  Oh yeah, did I fail to mention that much time and labor will be spent picking out the new car that I will receive as a graduation gift?!

Jessica Heinen

What is your best memory from MC?

My best memory would have to be spending time with Abi Mogge freshman year and having her introduce me to my boyfriend, now my fiancé.

What will you miss most about MC?

I will miss seeing my closest friends so often and being able to spend so much time with them.

What made you want to be an English major? 

I wanted to be an English major because I loved literature, reading it, talking about it, analyzing it. I had already decided pretty early on that this was the major I was going to go into because analyzing literature was what I was good at…grammar, not so much.

What author / piece of literature that you studied in any English class do you despise the most?  

I’d say I despised Chaucer a whole lot. Beowulf was atrocious. And Shakespeare didn’t leave me with a warm feeling of glee either.

What has been the most challenging aspect of the English major? 

Writing all of the papers because you really had to focus and write well in order to do well on them. Also, forming thesis statements sucked.

What are your plans for after graduation? 

I hope to start working full time to pay off some massive bills that I have. My fiancé and I are moving in together and we are getting married a year from June.

Matt Underwood

What is your best memory from MC?

Grabbing Mark’s ass at Matriculation this year.

What will you miss most about MC?

The ease with which I coasted through the English department.

What made you want to be an English major? 

Mark Willhardt’s mellifluous sycophancy.  He knew exactly how to treat an arrogant freshmen: stroke his fragile ego until he becomes a major, then crush him in the surveys.

What author / piece of literature that you studied in any English class do you despise the most?  

The romantics were the worst.  They couldn’t see the forest for the trees, the whole lot of ’em.  Early American lit. is pretty tedious too.

What has been the most challenging aspect of the English major? 

Writing.  They deceive you into thinking its some sort of learnable process.

What are your plans for after graduation? 

Graduate Studies at Texas Tech.

Mike Fanucce

Did not reply to survey

Rebekah Danaher

What is your best memory from MC?

There have been so many that it is impossible for me to try to choose one.  Some of the highlights have been the garden tours at Dr. Watson’s house, meeting Barbara for the first time, standing in Westminster Abbey during my semester study abroad, and recently, celebrating Wordsworth’s birthday with Sigma Tau Delta.

What will you miss most about MC?

The guidance and encouragement from the department. When I enrolled at MC, I don’t think I could have anticipated the amount of support and expertise that I have enjoyed over my four years here.  I believe I have been given a top notch education and I doubt that I will ever again receive the same amount of attention and concern from professors.  Most of all, I know I am going to miss sitting in Rob’s or Mark’s office while they shout back and forth at each other. 

What made you want to be an English major? 

I knew I was going to study English when I came to MC, but my first literature class here, Dr. Watson’s American Survey, confirmed my decision – one I will never regret.

What author / piece of literature that you studied in any English class do you despise the most?  

At this moment, Toni Morrison, but probably only because I am exhausted from writing my senior thesis. My opinion may change in a few weeks.  Actually, Thomas Dryden sticks out in my mind as being pretty despicable.

What has been the most challenging aspect of the English major? 

The biggest challenge for me has been developing my confidence as a writer.  Facing my own doubts about my abilities has proven to be one of my toughest battles.  Mark’s Advanced Composition class has really helped me this year.

What are your plans for after graduation? 

In June, I will be leaving for North Carolina where I will be participating in a summer journalism internship set up by the Institute for Humane Studies at George Mason University.  It will provide me with some excellent experience in that field and will help me determine if journalism is what I want to pursue in terms of grad school. I am taking a year off to work and save money, but I plan to go to grad school next fall.

 

Shannon Kloser

What is your best memory from MC?

There are far too many to list…

What will you miss most about MC?

My friends, my roommate, the English department, hanging out in Mark’s office while yelling across to Rob, the campus in the spring time.. the list goes on..   

What made you want to be an English major? 

I came into college wanting to be an English/ Secondary Ed. Major because I have always loved to read and wanted to teach.  I was fortunate to have had a lot of strong, positive influences during high school that helped me decide that I wanted to become an English teacher.  When I came to Monmouth, I had Willhardt for Comp. and Lit. and having his class really made me want to stay in the department and I am so glad that I have! 

What author / piece of literature that you studied in any English class do you despise the most?  

Anything from American Survey I.  I found it all very dry and boring.   

What has been the most challenging aspect of the English major? 

The most challenging aspect has been trying to keep up with the reading, writing papers, and watching my non-English major friends do very little homework.  I was pretty involved during my four years so at times it was a bit overwhelming and it was hard having to do so much work and watch my friends do nothing at all.

What are your plans for after graduation? 

I am going to be working at a 4-H summer camp as the high adventure director.  After that?  Hopefully teaching school somewhere.

Scott Copeland

Did not reply to survey

Vicki Hughes

Did not reply to survey

 

Your Suggested Summer Readings

(Listed in Alphabetical Order)

Animal Farm by George Orwell

Birthday of the World by Ursula Le Guin

The Blind Assassin by Margaret Atwood

The Crimson Petal and the White by Michel Faber

The Dante Club by Matthew Pearl

The Da Vinci Code by Dan Brown

Disgrace by J. M. Coetzee

East of Eden by John Steinbeck

Enemy Women by Paulette Jiles

Fallen Angels by Tracy Chevalier

The French Lieutenant's Woman by John Fowles

The Girl with the Pearl Earring by Tracy Chevalier

Grapes of Wrath by John Steinbeck

The Handmaid's Tale by Margaret Atwood

Heart of Darkness by Joseph Conrad

Interpreter of Maladies by Jhumpa Lahiri

Ishmael by Daniel Quinn

Life of Pi by Yann Martel

The Lord of the Rings (full trilogy) by J.R.R. Tolkien

The Master and Margurita by Mikhail Bulgakov

The Mistress of Spices by Chitra Benerjee Divakaruni

Mrs. Dalloway by Virginia Woolf

Oranges Are Not the Only Fruit by Jeanette Winterson

Possession by A.S. Byatt

A Prayer for Owen Meaney by John Irving

A Star Called Henry by Roddy Doyle

To the Lighthouse by Virginia Woolf

A Tree Grows in Brooklyn by Betty Smith

The Zombie Survival Guide by Max Brooks

Poetry

My Love

By: Sean Fitzgerald

Most poets write about love's crushing end.

However most poets know their love will end in doom.

Pushing and pounding as my heart races approaching the bend.

Cheers of people in the crowd drowned out by the loud speaker’s boom.

Tears rushing down my face as my heart fills with grief.

As I plead with myself to endure more pain.

Fatigued and weary, knowing there will be no relief.

I go in defiance, striving to break my mental strain.

In absence of strength I beckon my heart.

Frantically I began to stumble and lose my conviction.

When my aching muscles summon the courage that I had from the start.

My heart and muscles both realize as do I, my addiction.

Beleaguered by pain, gleaming with sweat, I streak through the plain.

The roaring and cheering of people helps ease me, my self-inflicted pain.

Amanda Barker: A Parody

By: Jamie Jasmer

     Based on Edward Lee Masters' Amanda Barker from the Spoon River Anthology

Target caught me with my Visa,

Knowing I could not turn down a pair of new shoes

Without buying five more as well.

In my youth therefore I entered immortal debt.

Shopper, it is believed in the store where I spent

That Target loved me with a customer service policy

But I proclaim from bankruptcy

That it slew me just to meet its quota.

 

Poetry Online

Robert Browning was a Romantic Poet who was known for his use of dramatic monologue. One of his most famous poems using this is Porphyria's Lover.  Scott McCloud takes this poem and gives it an interesting artistic twist.  Anyone who took British Survey II this semester can appreciate this.  Enjoy!!!

http://www.scottmccloud.com/comics/porphyria/porphyria.html

Announcements

  • The English department will host its annual party for all majors and minors at the home of Professor Mary Bruce, 511 East Boston, Monmouth, on Friday, April 30th, from 4 P.M. to 6 P.M.  You are all cordially invited: to toast and honor graduating seniors; to induct new members into Sigma Tau Delta (our chapter of the English Honors international fraternity); and to celebrate the end of the school year.

What are your plans for the Summer?

I am working like a dog all summer to pay off a $4,000 loan that I had to take out in order to go to England.  My fun ends when I come home from England, but I'm hoping that the trip will be worth it.
  
  • Talitha Nelson
I'm going to be spending the summer taking a few classes, taking a few road trips, reading a few novels, and getting a few tan lines.
  • Lindsey Markel
I will be involved in something called the Golden Apple Scholarship program. I will be living in Chicago at DePaul University, taking education classes and student teaching at Chicago Public high school. I will also be reading as many books as my free time will allow.

   

  • Kelly Winfrey
 Roofing and finding an apartment in Lubbock. 
 
  • Matt Underwood
I am staying here in England until June 10th, then I am going to Scotland until June 21st (I know I'm making all of you jealous!).  But then I go back to the states and spend the rest of the summer in lovely Colorado!
 
  • Kat Neilson
This summer I am heading out to Southampton, NY, where I will be the new head arts and crafts director at the Southampton Fresh Air Home. I could not be more excited! I spend one week learning how to work with children with physical disabilities and then I get to spend a whole 10 weeks basically getting paid to be on vacation, work with kids, and create things.
Could this be any more radical?
 
  • Jaime Calder
 I am working at a 4-H summer camp as the high adventure director. I am excited because I get to teach kids how to rock climb and strap them in to go down a zip line that goes over a small ravine.  
 
  • Shannon Kloser
Hopefully, I’ll be saving lots of money for grad school!
 
  • Autumn McGee
My plans for the summer are to work and start paying off a lot of bills as well as to begin planning mine and my fiancé's wedding.
 
 
  • Jessica Heinen

Writing Lab 3:00-5:00 pm Monday - Thursday
  7:00-10:00 pm Sunday - Thursday
   

Faith Bode
fbode@monm.edu           
Have a great summer!

Jamie Jasmer
jjasmer@monm.edu


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